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PostSubject: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:12 am



Hello Everyone

Thank you for stopping by the house of E - make yourself at home, post a joke, picture or anything you find amusing and just enjoy yourself.

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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:19 am

e-traderz wrote:

Hello Everyone

Thank you for stopping by the house of E - make yourself at home, post a joke, picture or anything you find amusing and just enjoy yourself.

Leigh Smile

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this is very true LMAO rendeer
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PostSubject: KERMIT THE FROG - As you have never seen him   Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:14 am



"Why are there so many songs about rainbows...."
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PostSubject: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR A ZILLION MEMBER   Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:22 am

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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:50 am

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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:27 pm



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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:41 am

DEAR PENIS SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7WlzgN6COk

Will require volume - subject may offend some viewers, caution advised.

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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:42 am

WHAT ARE CATS?

1. Cats do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They’re totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater for their every whim.

8. They’re moody.

9. They leave hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
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PostSubject: WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:43 am

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.


As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.


I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."


"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".


And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.
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PostSubject: WHAT IS OLD?   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:43 am

What is Old?

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"


"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee...
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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:44 am

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?

The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray will do that to you

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and a English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe.."

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."


Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:46 am

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PostSubject: Re: [E] WeLcome To The HouSe of E   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:47 am

Santa Sucks
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